No need to beat yourself up over the senseless cocaine induced death of legendary bad boy Ike Turner. He lived the exciting and fun(too much?) filled life of a music superstar. Who wouldn't trade a little of that for a couple extra years? What you should be freaking out over is that somebody out there is selling blow to 76 year old men! Selling twenties at the local elementary school looks positively righteous in comparison. So let me be the first to propose a mandatory minimum sentencing guideline of 12 years for trying to explode some old person's heart. Law enforcement, if we could get a van outside the homes of Peter Fonda, Jack Nicholson, Keith Richards and Jerry Brown we may be able to prevent another celebrity aortal blowout.
Friday, January 18, 2008
High Ike Takes Hike
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To paraphrase Alan Arkin, at Ike's age you'd be crazy not to be seeking a llello-induced infarction. And where there's a sane consumer, somebody's got to serve the product.
No need to be bringing that anti-septuagenarian authoritarianism, bro.
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