I-35 Highway to HELL!

The lazy folks over at the 700 Club have finally figured out what Austin residents along America's middle finger have known for a long time, I-35 is a crappy highway. What we, or at least I did not know is that I-35 was mentioned in the Bible and is the actually highway to holiness! Unfortunately it is abutted by numerous Gay Hangouts, Porn Stores and Mexican Restaurants so a brave group of Christians on fire has taken it upon themselves to consecrate the holy asphalt delivering it from Satan's glory holes. And for those of you not fortunate enough to be touched by the Holy Spirit, Mr. Stabile offers a testimony of which you will no doubt understand, man.

You Know How I Know Your Son is Gay?

Via fazed, I'm pretty sure when this kid is looking back on his life he will think about this as the moment he "knew".