The lazy folks over at the 700 Club have finally figured out what Austin residents along America's middle finger have known for a long time, I-35 is a crappy highway. What we, or at least I did not know is that I-35 was mentioned in the Bible and is the actually highway to holiness! Unfortunately it is abutted by numerous Gay Hangouts, Porn Stores and Mexican Restaurants so a brave group of Christians on fire has taken it upon themselves to consecrate the holy asphalt delivering it from Satan's glory holes. And for those of you not fortunate enough to be touched by the Holy Spirit, Mr. Stabile offers a testimony of which you will no doubt understand, man.
Saturday, December 1, 2007
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It's curious that god would also choose to make that the highway with the highest death rate in the U.S. He works in mysterious ways! For me to poop on.
"'Have you ever felt the presence of God?' and I said no, and he said, 'well would you like to.' And he -- he just barely touched me. And he said, 'Fire!' and I remember staggering back and I thought I was like tripping on acid. It was the weirdest thing ever! And then he said, uh, 'Fire!' again and I just, I fell in the Ghost."
"Stabile felt God moving in him, then"
Yeah, I'll just bet he did...
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